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Booze and bullets? Georgia firing range gets OK to serve alcohol
Fri Sep 21, 2012
If I were an antigun person I'd be licking my chops on this one. You know something is going to happen. It might stem from an argument of who's the best NASCAR driver, who's the best country singer, Georgia or Georgia Tech, Jim Beam versus moonshine, Ford versus Chevy...you get the idea.
Put down the phone and walk! Teen pedestrian injuries on rise
Sun Sep 23, 2012
I wonder if these kids believe that they are safer because they're texting while walking than they are when they're driving. I guess that story of the girl walking into an open manhole has been long forgotten. And what about crime? Distracted kids are easy marks for both robbery and abduction.
American Eagle flight attendants' argument causes 4-hour delay at JFK
Thu Sep 20, 2012
I guess NOTHING is more important than a cell phone call. Not your driving, your job, anything. I bet that gal would answer the phone during a heated session between the sheets. "Ooh, ooh, oh wait, I've got to take this".
Convicted Ohio killer: I'm too obese to be executed
Tue Sep 18, 2012
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head (do do do do)... Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was DEAD.
At least seven reported killed in regional protests over anti-Islamic video
Fri Sep 14, 2012
Let's just quietly pull out of these areas infested with radicals, taking all financial aid with us. Leave behind a nice cache of weapons, all booby trapped to kill the operator and anything within a ten meter radius when fired.
Cops: Florida woman demands money, pulls gun on man during sex in moving car
Wed Sep 12, 2012
LMFAO ! And I live here in FLORIDUH. The only reason I hang around here is to see what's gonna happen next. In, wait for it, 3, 2, 1...
Rockets destroy NATO helicopter, kill 3 Afghans hours after Bagram handover
Tue Sep 11, 2012
Pay off the officials involved with the base/prison at Bagram, drop a few smart bombs on the prison and then leave. One less thing to worry about...
World's richest woman lauds $2-a-day wages
Thu Sep 6, 2012
She's the richest piece of trailer trash I've ever seen. Sounds like it, looks like it, and acts like it too. She's the old, bloated, AMC Pacer version of Paris Hilton...
85 mph! Texas to open toll highway with fastest speed limit in nation
Thu Sep 6, 2012
Let's face it, highway driving is mostly boring. Being such, we ALL drive with some form of distraction, by choice.
Bill Clinton steps up to lay out the case for Obama, Democrats
Wed Sep 5, 2012
As the national debt counter eclipsed 16 trillion, I have to wonder: WHY do they throw a four day, multimillion dollar bash to acknowledge the obvious? Or fly in Obama, Biden and Michele in on seperate planes? The waste of it all is obscene.
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